Funny Chuck Norris Jokes
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Some of the funniest Chuck Norris jokes on the web. Song: Arm in Arms (shy Child Mix) By: The boggs U should no the song from the GTA IV trailer.
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Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat……….not to be outdone Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman
chuck norris drowned a fish
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, “WWCND?”
when chuck norris does a push up, he pushes the earth down.
@chrisredfeild chuck norris doest wear a condom because there is no protection to chuck norris
DO you know how many push ups chuck norris can make? all of them
God doesn’t do favours to chuck norris…he just settles debts…
wtf?lol
jesus walks on water, chuck norris swims on land.
@ballerbench that was awful
u said the red bull one twice idiot
chuck norris doesnt use condoms he uses a live snake!!
dont quit your day jobs folks,,, im just saying,,,,,,
…..what?
oh how original
They say you eats 8 spider every year while sleeping. Chuck norris eats 8 spidermans every day while he is waiting
Chuck Norris can eat a bullets like it was rice
chuck norris is so fast that he locks the drawer and throw the key inside…
In the original version of Final Fantasy VII, Chuck Norris killed Aeris, with a roundhouse kick to the face. However, this would cause the Playstation to do a nuclear explosion that would kill anyone within a 9000 mile radius, so Square opted to have Sephiroth kill Aeris, by stabbing her in the back.
Chuck Norris only has one weakness… MRS. NORRIS
hahahahahaha awesome!
Why does superman wear his underwear on the outside?
Answer: because he got in a fight with chuck norris and the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside.
chuck norris doesnt kick ass. his ass kicks for him.
(made by me)
Chuck Norris died a long time ago. The Grim Reaper was just to scared to tell him.
chuck norris can pop a wheelee on a unicycle. chuck norris can squeeze the orange juice out of a lemon. only god can walk on water, chuck noris can swim trough land.